small silly humor stories

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Mahahaha here i am at tasha’s idear to make a humoristic story somewhat like her crazy little stories i geuss

Geof:wich probly means i am going to get through allot of torturing so you guys probly are all going to pile up to read how i am being tortured....

Dont be silly geof ok here we go ^^

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Our story begins at danique’s mansion...

Me: ooooowaaa! - stretches- well another beautifull morning!

Geof: -wakes up aswell in his room- grrrr...coffee......

Me: -hops out of her room cheerfully and dashes downstairs-lalalala –looks at nearly empty coffee can- looks like i am having the last bit of coffee! ^^ -glups down last bt of coffee-

Geof: -stamps in eye twitching insanelly- coffee..-looks at empty can and eyes grow wide- O.O coffee?

Me: er...oops no more coffee sorry

Geof: -runs around screaming like a little girl-

Shadow: T.T;; whats wrong with him?

Me: nothing just that i had the last bit of coffee.

Shadow: O.o;;; no more coffee?

Me: nope all in here...-pats stumach-

Geof: -is holding scythe grinning insanelly- lets get it out of there then

Me: uh oh...-runs for life- we’ll be back!

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Er....that wassent to funny i know >.< and a bit short aswell but i hope you enjoyed it –is tight to the table- now if i am able to survive this there will be more so please review!

shadow © sega
geof © me! those who steal him feel my wrath!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Its sad…tasha stopped her stories and stuff -sniff- i’ll miss them its not the same

Geof:hurray!no more torturing!

Tasha: geuss who geof!

Geof: aaaaaaaaaaaah! –screams like a little girl running around panicing-

Me: o didnt i tell you yet geof? Tasha is joining our stories ^^

Geof: god what ever i did to disurb this i am SORRY!

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This storie starts in the mac donalds!

Me: so tasha what made you deside to join our story?

Tasha:well since myy stories endet and stuff i thought i’d bring some crazyness in here! Plus seeing geof whering a sailer costume is pretty funy

Geof: -in tears- you two are evil...this is why i think only males shpuld own male characters –snivle-

Me:get a grip geof...

Tasha: o and i invited sonic and shadow over aswell ^^

Me and geof: O.O;;; you what?

Sonic and shadow: heya all!

Sonic: tasha invited me and told me to dragg shadow along

Shadow: -spots tasha- aaaaaaaaah! –try’s to run-

Tasha: shadow!!!!! –tackles-

Shadow: -snif- whyyyyyy!

Sonic: -laughs- atleast amy aind here to do the same to me!

Me: ^^ hey amy!

Amy: -looks up from the table tails and she are sitting- O.O sonikku!!!!!

Sonic:eeeeeeeeek! –runs for life getting chased by amy-

Geof: -anime sweatdrop-

Me: er...geof?tasha?shadow? mind if we leave them with the bill?
Tasha: wow! That sound awfully familiar –glares-

Me: T.T;;;; yeah yeah...

Geof: i think its a great idear

Tasha,me and geof: -sneak off-

Shadow: -yells- hey wait for me dont leave me!!!!!!!!

Sonic: O.O;;;; they left me....

Ober: here’s the bill sir –hands sonic the bill-

Sonic: O.o;;; o just wait ‘till i get my hands on them! –growls-

Amy: -huggs- your so cute when your mad!

Sonic: -cries- why me!

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Geof: well that wassent so bad....

Me: nope....

Tasha: well you still owe me money Tikalxxx134 since you left me with the bill last time!

Me: i think its time for me to run

Geof: -nods-

Me: -runs-

Tasha: GET BACK HERE!

sonic and the gang © SEGA
geof © me!
tasha © herself!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Me: and this chapters special geusts are! –drum roll- sarah! And....Ruined_shadows!

Geof: O.O;;; why cant i pick the geusts for once!

Me: cause i writhe the stories and you dont

Tasha: she’s got a point there....

Sarah: -waves- heeeeeey geeeeeoooooof!

Me: aaaaaah! She is sugar high again!

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This all begins at a yard in a different demension.....

Geof: ok we are in this freaky new demension thing and why the hell are we here?

Tasha: i dont know XD i couldent think of a better plot i geuss!

Ruined shadows: yeah well it aind so bad and...-kicks geof- i freaking life here!

Geof: -holds his leg hoping around in pain-

Sarah: -arives-weeeeeee –blink- OMG! You hurt geof!

Ruined shadows: your point?

Sarah: feel the wrath of the evil buny’s of doom!

Me: -sucks tumb hugging knee’s- evil bunny’s! The horror! So..scared

Tasha and ruined shadows: .

Tasha:whats so freaking scary about those things!

Evil bunny’s of doom: -jump pound onto us then hop off with cute inocent eyes-

Me: T.T now you believe they are evil?

Ruined shadows: O.O;;; -to stunned to reply-

Tasha: O.o;;; yes i believe now....

Sarah: -glomp attacks geof- weeeeeee! My geof!

Geof: O.O;;;;

Me: omg! Sarah is sugar high again!

All except sarah: O.O;;;;

Me:lets leave geof to die and go to the bomb shelter!

Geof: O.o;;;;

Tasha and ruined shadows: great idear! –run off-

Me:hey wiat up! –runs after them-

Geof: noooooo! Dont leave me to die!

Sarah: -evil lauhter-

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Ok thats it for now ^^ i hope sarah lets geof alive since we need him for the next eppy ^^

Geof: i’ll keeeeel uuuuu!

Tasha and ruined shadows: we dont know her…

me: trators!

geof © me!
ruined_shadows © herself((yeah i know her from an other site ^^))
sarah © mukiakitten1
tasha © herself!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Me: and today we have two special geusts again! And some familliar peops! Geust 1 today is nat cat! And Geust 2 is ......

Tasha: the guy from the chicken noodle stand!

Everyone: T.T;;;;;;

Me: ectually i was talking about sam...

Sam: hey all ^^

Nat: nice to be here i geuss....

Tasha: O.O;;; its the....its the..the.... COOKIE MAN!

Sam: O.o;;;; its the COOKIE THIEF!

Nat: Dan just start the freaking storie

Me: sure deal

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This storie starts at dark road!

Ruined_shadows and tasha: -shivering-

Me:whats wrong?

Tasha: there could be like...evil bunny’s here!

Nat: ha...i aind scared i know my way around besides this is where shadow lives!

Sam: -nibles on cookie quietly-

Geof: hey tasha...do you smell cookies?

Tasha: -turns to sam- hey its sam the cookieman!

Me: -ears perk up – sam!!!!!! –glomps-

Sam: aye! O.O;;;; my cookie!- see’s his cookie flying thyrough the air-

Tasha: mine!-jumps for it-

Sarah: -snatches it out of the air and eats it- mmmm

Sam: -cries- my cookie!

Me: -blink- oopsies....

Sam: thats it! Fawk! Kill them!

Fawk: no...

Sam: T.T;;; i am your creator dont go evil on me!

Fawk: .... what ever i got someting better to do...

Geof: i think GUN broke him...

Me: -nods-

Tasha: -teary eyes- i wanted the cookie

Sarah: muhahahaha i got the cookie!

Sam: -_-;;;;

Nat: -is hugging shadow- purpur...

Shadow: why me!

Tasha: O.O shadsta! He’s mine! –pounds on nat-

Nat: -hisses and claws tasha-

Me,sam and geof: O.O;;;;

Sarah: muhahahhahaha here they come!

Evil bunny’s of doom: -run us over-

Ruined shadows: O.O;;;; they had motor cycles!

Me: T.T no shit....

Geof: - is getting hugged by sarah- someone help?

Me: -walking off- did you guys hear someting?

Ruined shadows: -follows- nope i didnt....

Sam: lets leave nat and tasha fighting and geof with sarah...

Ruined shadows: yep....

Tasha and nat: -blink- ....

Nat: just wait untill i get my hands on them!

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Well that was it i think we will feel the wrath of tasha,ggeof and nat in the next eppy o good god!

Sam: mind if i wont be in the next one then?

Ruined shadows: boys...they are sutch cowards

Sam: i aind no coward!

Ok everyone is © to themself and i had promision to use them!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Ok we are back and held hostage by two shadows crazy girls!

Geof: hey what about me!

Ruined shadows: your just with them some lame sidekick....

Tails: sidekicks rule!

Tasha: T.T -kicks tails outta sight-

Nat: no1 invited yah tails...

Sam: now lets get this story started before sarah and her bunny’s find out we are going in again!

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We starts at me mansion again

Sam: omg danique they want that shadow loves them in this every story they want geof to where a sailer suit and nwant you to kick the evil bunny’s out... and they want my cookies!!!!!! –bursts into tears-

Me: T.T;;;;; well i can arange that geof will where a sailer suit but the cookie part you need to deside and the evil bunny’s...they can take care of thos and about shadow i cant force him....

Ruined_shadows: say tikalxxx134 how did we get held hostage in your own house!

Me: thats a long story go read the last chapter!

Ruined shadows: i am tight up against a pole...

Geof: so am i your point?

Ruined shadows: now i feel even worse being tight up...

Nat and tasha: -are hugging and cudling shadow-

Shadow: please let me die! I beg you kill me! –cries-

Tasha: -grabs sailer suit- ok now its time to dress up geof

Geof: eeeeeeeek!

Nat: -grins evilly- can i torture Dan then?

Tasha: who the hell is Dan?!

Nat: T.T tikalxxx134

Tasha: er..yeah sure –shrugg-

Me: O.o;;; i am the writher of the story you can torture me!

Nat: mmm ok then i’ll skip torturing you and i’ll get to eat cookie mans cookies!

Sam: -clings to cookie can- noooooo!

Geof: -is now whering a sailer suit with teary eyes- why me!

Tasha: it looks so cute ^^

Nat: -try’s to make sam let go of the cookie jar-

-evil laughter-

all: O.O

-house suddenly goes boom!-

sarah:whahahahaha! That will teach them not to let me join they’re stories!

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As you can see i survived...i left the others under the rubish...

Sam: my cookies all crumbled! –cries-

Me: T.T anyway join as for another freaky eppy next time!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Me: well we are back people! Well...me,geof,tasha and ruined shadows that is! Sam left because he didnt want to loose his cookies,nat is in the hospital recovering from the blown up mansion and well...the evil bunny’s got boring..

Tasha: so its just us four now yay!

Me: o btw tasha...sam wanted me to tell you he was going to kill you for stealing his cookies...

Tasha: O.o;;;; uh oh.... but he sha’ll never get me!

-huge cookie falls on tasha’s head-

tasha: @_@ pain!

Me: but! We do have another geust today please welcome my kickboxing batty friend claire!

Claire: -comes in holding geof the size of a chao- hey people!

Ruined shadow: O.O;;; omg! He’s..he’s...

Tasha: -pokes geof- he’s the size of a chao! –bursts out in laughter-

Claire: i excedently hit the daimond in his pocket when i used him as a punchingbag ^^;;;;

Geof: -growl but refuses to talk-

Danique: that means he didnt only shrink in size but is now like 5 years old! –dies of laughter-

Geof: -highpitch squeeky voice-not funny!

Ruined shadows: -rolls over the floor laughing- he sounds like he swallowed allot of helium!

Geof: atleast i aind miistsken for the other gender like you where ruined!

Ruined shadows: -suits in corner pouting-

Me:that wassent nice geof!

Geof: and you got large ears! –points at me-

Me: -sits next to ruined holding ears pouting-

Tasha:GEOF!

Geof: shadow wannabe...

Tasha: O.O;;;; shadow! –runs off-

Claire:wow geof you made them all shut up..

Geof: hmpf you cant even hit an elephant when it was right infront of ya...

Claire: -insane eye twitch- WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Geof: T.T;;;; oopsies....

Claire: -punches him straight through the wall-

Geof: O.O;;;

Claire: -stamps off angry-

Geof: hello?someone!? get me outta the freaking wall!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Me:hey! We are back missed us?

Geof: you better not because then they’ll have to quit torturing me...

Me: we are getting a new design for geof sooon plus we are going to the bowling alley!

-ding dong-

me: doorbell! There they are my friends!

Geof: -coughs- friends?

Me: _ shut up... –walks to door and opens it- hey its the nightshines!

Team nightshine: hey everyone ^^

Geof: i geuss you guys are tagging along to the bowling alley?

Johnny nightshine jr: yes we are!

Geof: just great...things cant get worse then this.

-Sarah and tasha come crashing in-

tasha: geuss what? We are tagging along to ^^

geof: -little girl scream-

me: good now everyone is here and we’re complete lets go to the bowling alley for some fun!

Tasha: there is disco bowling and ruined_shadows will be waiting there!

Geof: -more little girl scream-

Me: bowling alley here we come!

Johnny nightshine jr: yay! Bowling alley! bowling alley!

Chris: -wacks him on the head- is there an off button for this fox?

Johnny nightshine jr: >.< owies...

Johnny nightshine: ok now thats settled lets go! –zooms off-

Rest of us: wait up! –rush after-

-some minutes and tripping and beating later-

me: here we are the bowling alley ^^

tasha: this place is kinda...well...small.

me: L you no likies?

Tasha: i didnt say that! O.o;;;

Geof: you did mean it...

Sarah: want me to call the bunny’s?

All: no!

Sarah:L

-all enter the bowling alley-

ruined_shadows: yay you guys arived! The music is awsome and i already aranged a score board for us!

Me: omg yay!

Geof: … yay…-waves tiny flag sarcasticly-

Tasha: -whispers someting in my ear-

Me: -gigles and nodds-

Geof: uh oh... –try’s to get away-

Me: well tasha’s first!

Tasha: yay!

Me: geof curl up into a ball...

Geof: why?

Me: because i say so...

Geof: but...

Me: hell no buts just CURL UP!

Geof: -murmers- fine fine... –curls up-

Tasha: -picks him up and uses him as a bowling ball- strike!

Geof: @.@ i see pwetty staws!

- a few hours later-

me: tasha won! With only strikes geof never scored a point and the nightshines neither because they where arguing to mutch T.T as for me i never hit a thing

geof: god! I need painkillers! A truck full of them!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

me:yay! i broke outta my writhers block thanks to tasha ^^

susan: danique danique danique!

me: gaaaaah! susan how did you get in here?!

susan: i followed ya sis ^^ mom says you need to eat your vedgies!

me: nyyyyyyu!

geof: lets get this storie started T.T

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-Ding Dong!-

me:doorbell!!!!!! -dashes to it-

susan: -opens door vcausing me tio crash into tasha and sarah-

tasha and sarah: X.X

me: susan!

susan:-snickers- oopsie ^^


-a few slaps and minutes later-

tasha: say sarah how was horse riding today ^^

sarah: eh....

-flashback-

sarah: why wont this stupid thing move?-diggs heels into the horses belly-

horse: X.X -zoooms off at insane speed-

sarah: -hanging to the rope's getting dragged over the ground- get me offa this thing!!!!

-end flashback-

sarah: uh it was alright ^^;;;;

me:then why are you sitting oin a pillow?!

sarah: ¬¬

susan:-wisperes someting in sarah's ear-

tasha: er...i am outta herew nice to have knowen ya danny

me:trator!!!!!!!!!!!

sarah: -grins evilly putting some tomatoeson a spoon-

me; O.o;;; vedgies! nyuuuuuu!

tasha: on the other hand...this could be funny...

me:thank you so very mutch tasha..

susam: c'mon danique the vedgies wont kill you...

me: i dont wan to -gets vedgies shoved in mouth-

sarah: -forces me to swallow-

me: X.X -drops to the ground-

tasha: o my god!you killed danny!

susan: you (...)!

sarah: lets forget about this bowling anyone?

tasha: aslong as i can use geof as a ball ^^

-the three walk offf leaving me to die-

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-shakes fists at them- i hate you guys!

sarah,tasha and susan: we know ^^

¬¬

[Danique The shapeshifter]

geof:-stands in yard holding a board- hedgehog for sale-

me: -walks past wistling amnd stops- hey geof great news ^^ we already got two new designs for you ^^

geof: nice...

me: er...why are you holding that board?

geof: i am going to find myself a new owner...

me: i would love to see you try! -walks away laughing-

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attempt 1! ruin_HC!

geof: -still holding board while a tumble weed rolls past-

me and sam: mine!

geof: -watches as me and sam chase the weed-

ruin_HC: hey geof ^^ hey are you for sale? cool! i am going to buy you and use you in my fanfics ^^ -gets out wallet with penny's-

geof: o no! she'll get me chased by fangirls! -runs off screaming-

ruin_HC: but i wanted to buy you

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attempt 2! the market!

geof: -stands on the market with the sign now-

sarah: hey look geof is for sale! geof!

geof: gah! nyuuuuu! -runs away-

sarah: aw.... evil bunny's grab himk! he sha'll be mine and mine only!

evil bunnies: -chase geof-

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attempt 3! After escaping the evil bunny's and sarah

geof: -still holding sign panting heavylly- i aind going to give up that easy!

ruby: geof! you stop this madness! besides someone needs to babysit daimond!

geof: but ruby! i have to win this from danique!

ruby: no way!

geof: -runs away again-

ruby: get back here! -chases-

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attempt 4! i never give up.. (...) ok i give up!

geof: -is panting heavy in the cherry forrest- ok..now thats setled i want you guys to know i'll never give up! not untill i found a new owner!

tasha: hey geof

geof: -stands stiff- 'if i dont move...she wont see me'

tasha: danny said you where selling yourself so... -glomps him-

me: -stands infront of geof grinning- so waddaja say now geof?

geof: -teary eyes- ok ok! i give up! i wont sell muyself you win!

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everyone © themselfs!

geof © me!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

me: yes people we are back with another funny shorty!

geof: and this time no torturing for me yay ^^

me: dont beleave what he says peops -grins-

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-inside danique's new radio studio-

me: ok people our geust today is.. my father ^^ please welcome him ^^

dad: hey ^^

-chirp chirp chirp-

me: -coughs- so anyway dad...you wanted to sing sommit for us?

dad: yes ^^ its sommit from the rolling stones -starts singing-

me: GOD!my ears! -runs out of her studio-

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-meanwhile at sams house-

myron:whahahaha i so owned you two!

sam: T_T

geof: hehehehe -gun shot sounds- you said myron..

myron: god damnit you killed me you )%(%! -presses the off button on the playstation-

sam: did you guys hear someone screaming?

-doorbell rings-

sam: myron will you open the... -watrches myron and geof roll over the ground fighting- er..nevermind i'll go... -opens the door-

me: AAAAAAARGGGG! -zooms past him-

sam: T_T hi to you too..

me: -is hiding under sams bed- ITS THE APOCALIPSE!

sam: the what?

geof: her father is probly singing again..beleave me i rather hear rubian sing then him.. -gets hit in the face by a flying frypan-

ruby: dont dare insulting the master boy!

sam: wait..just how did everyone get into my house?

myron: its a fanfic sam..everytings possible...

sam: really? -thinks deeply then grins- i suddenly get an idear...

-evil laughter-

TO BE CONTINUED!
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geof: my head hurts...

ruby: thats what you get from insulting me like that boy!

me: lets skip to the © ^^

geof: yay fun ^^ me,danique and her father are © tikalxxx134
ruby © NatCat and myron and sam © midnightraider.

[Danique The shapeshifter]

we are back people! with more insaness then ever!

nat: -still wearing a very girly pink dress with ribbons- can i take these of now..

me: what do you say sam?

sam: i say we make her suffer a bit longer ^^

geof: hurray ^^

nat: just you wait geof..

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sarah: aaaaaaah the evil blob mouse thing of doom is after me! they will take over the woooorld!

evil blob mouse thingy: -wobbles after her along with her own evil bunnehs-

geof: hehehehe you sure gotta love these things

sarah: -hides behind susan- they will eat me!!!!

susan: ;;; its the evil bunnehs,evil blob mouse thingehs and the evil spiked leeches arkantos thingies!they will take over the wooooorld!

everyone: -screams and runs around panicing-

Nat: -trips over her dress and grabs geof so he falls over aswell-

nat and geof: -get poundet by the doom critters-

sam: o no! the leeches are heading for the cookie jar!

tasha: nuuuuuuu!

me: -comes out of her bedroom- wtf is going on?

everyone: -stares at me oddly-

me: er...what?

geof: ;;; she has the sacred coffee! get her!

everyone: yaaaay! -pound me-

me:

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me: well everyone is copyrighted to themselfs and geof is copyrighted to me! try and steal him and the critters of doom will have your head muahahaha -chokes-

geof: idiot...

[Danique The shapeshifter]

ok after being kinda snobish making small stories with nothing to laugh we give you a long story with uber insaneness!

geof: danique had two idears she could do and o well she sorta combined them...

me: yep now lets get this party started!

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~4:00pm the therapist office~

geof: -is lying on the couch

therapist: so let me get this straight..you girlophobic?

geof: fangirlophobic! -shudders-

therapist: T_T;; right well your probly gay then..

geof: dude your gay..therapists are gay..i'm not gay i got a gf...

therapist: -_- riiight..so whats the point of you being here then...

-meanwhile in the waiting room-

tasha: weeeee cookie jar! -eats cookies-

-back in the office-

geof: aaaarg! -clings to the therapist- its the ebil fangirl!get her away from meeeee! -burst into tears-

therapist: ;;; dude get offa me..

tasha: geof? -looks around and spots him- geoffy! -tackleglomps-

geof: it buuuuuuurns!

-meanwhile at the mansion-

me:hey everyone!lets have a little beer party while geof is gone!

sarah: yay ^^ can i invite my ebil bunnehs?

everyone: NOOOOO!

sarah: =(

me: phew ok people let get this party started! CP music!

CP: -has no idear what the hell she's doing it my fanfic but puts on the music anyway-

me: i like to move it move it!

sarah: ^^ -dances-

me: -tiptoes to the disctable and puts on peanutbutterjelly- its peanut butter jelly time! -dances like the banana

nat: dude..you have issue's...

me: i know ^^

nat:you suck..

me: -tosses cans of beer to everyone- beer party!!!!!!

nat: i take that back i love ya ^^

everyone: ;;; wtf?

nat: not in that kind of way!

me: ¬¬ suuuure...

nat: -beats me all over the place-

-a few hours later-

geof and ruby: -walk into the house ruby holding a bendet frypan and geof and unconcious tasha- ;;

geof: my precious beer! -bursts into tears-

ruby: dont worry geof..i'll make them pay -gets out a girly pinkish dress-

MUHAHAHAH!

the end?

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ruby: well thats it for today people! now for the ©!

geof the hedgehog ©me
ruby and nat © NatCat
CP ©coconut-penguin
tasha © herself

[Danique The shapeshifter]

ok now that i pulled muyself toghether here is my next funny story!

geof: T_T tell me..why me!

me: we'll have a cool sleepover party with the sonicrpg gang!

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-danique's mansion 7:00pm-

me: -is getting everyting ready for the big sleep over party- movies...check!snacks..check! coffee...check!though i still have the feeling sommit is missing..o yeah! bottle..check!

-doorbell rings-

geof: danique go open the damn door!

me: T_T yes your pain in the buttness....-goes to open the door- hi cp!

CP: hey! -bounces in- what movies did you hire?

me: the ring ^^

CP: you do know flare might get nightmares from that..

flare: i heared that!

cp: what ever chickin..

flare: i aind no god damn chikin!i like horror movies!

bain: -sneaks in through the window and crawls to the fridge-

geof: -wacks him with a frypan- stay out of the fridge bain!

bain: -puppydoggeyes- but i just wanted to check if there was enough beer!

geof: there is enough beer now buzz off!

bain: -mumbles sommit about killing geof and walks back to the others.

me: ok you know what! lets make a bet! the one that manages to stay calm during and after the movie get everyting! -gets out 5 bucks-

bain,flare and CP: ok we're in! -hands me five bucks each-

chaos 00: hey! you guys werent gonna start without me right?

cp: ofcoarse not...

bain: who invited him again?

geof: not me...

me: ok geof will be the ref! -hands geof the money-

chaos 00: -hands geof his five bucks-

me:let the sleepover begin!

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and so our little sleep over begins! who will loose the bet? i will be the biggest chickin for sure as i am a real fraidy cat!

geof: and now for the copyrights!

o yeah! fun part!

geof © me!
everyone © themselves!

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Geof: ok i'll put the mney somewhere safe.

me: ok lets start with a game!

chaos: yeah! spin the bottle spin the bottle!

bain: er.. i think i'll just go and get some nice refreshing...

CP: not yet bain i wanna survive atleast till the end of the movie!

flare:they say strange things happen when you watch the ring..

me: -glups- really?

CP: i think i found our chickin..

me: i aind a chickin!

flare: -grins and makes clucking sounds-

chaos: o c'mon lets just play spin the bottle! i hope whatever i have to do has to do with cheerleaders... -cheesy grin-

everyone except chaos: ¬¬

chaos: Oo;;; what? i'm a boy!i have my needs!

flare: so am i whats your point?

chaos: well i'm a single boy!

me: right lets jut spin the damn thing -spins the bottle-

bottle stops at CP

me: ^^ yay! what should we make her do?

chaos: -waves his arms franticly- make her kiss flare! -is kicked by erin-

erin: no way!flare's mine!

bain: Oo;;;

me: er... you know what lets go and watch the movie..

chaos: -painfully raises an arm- agreed...

kyu: how come i havent said anyting yet!

me: Oo;; sorry...

[Danique The shapeshifter]

Hello and welcome to another episode of funny stories!like usual Geoff gets into trouble but the crew has gotten a new member so its not just me and Geoff as standard characters! PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO! Obsidian!

Obsidian: hi everyone ^^

-tumble weed rolls past-

me:hmmm he probably aind as funny as his father o well!

Obsidian: -clings to Geoff- MAKE THEM LAUGH!I WANT THEM TO LAUGH!

Geoff: ;; obsidian calm down the story hasn't started yet!

Obsidian: THEN START IT!! –puppy dog eyes- pwease?

Me: -cough- spoiled –cough- -cough- brat..-cough- anyway this story starts at the mansion!


Geoff: -walks around like a cute black kitten-DANIQUE CHANGE ME BACK GOD DAMMIT!

Me: o take a chill pill..besides the girls love it...and you Love all the attention you get from lisa! She’s mothering you! XD

Geof: -blushes- lies! I hate it! Girls are evil! Plus i’m the mobian grim reaper! The other demons would laugh at me if they saw me like this!

Obsidian: correction they always laugh at you..your patheticly weak and clumsy and your ego is the size of africa..you aind smart either..

Geof: gotta love your kids..

Obsidian: besides everyone knows your not that mutch of a badass anyway..

Geof: shut up or i’ll slid your troat!

Obsidian: you do that and say bye bye to mister milk bottle!

Geof: nyyyuuuuuu not mister milky! –nicks the milk bottle and starts sipping from it-

Me: hey where did you get that from...

Obsidian: nicked it from that human girl dad hangs out with..she said he couldent eat or drink anyting but that being a kitten..

Me:hmmm yeah but i just had to make him cute and cudly!

-bell ring-

me: beeeeeeeeelllllllll! –zooms of to answer the door-

sarah: hi danique ^^ nat and i wanted to drop by ^^ well nat wanted to drop by and i went with her ^^ -is holding a black and red kitten-

nat: -jumps out of her arms hissing- where is that lame excuse of a cat! As a hedgehog he was stupid and ugly but he’s an insult to us cats! –runs around growling-

me: er.. through that door –points-

sarah: er...you do realize she’s probly gonna kill geof right?

Me: so?

Sarah: we’re missing the whole show! I hope you have popcorn ^^ sweet one i dont like the salt..

Me: yeah lets go! –runs into the room were nat lays on the ground dying of laughter- dude whats wrong with you?

Nat: -points at geof who lays on the ground sleeping clutching his bottle-

Sarah: squishy-bob! –runs towards geof-

Geof: wha-what?! Eeep! –runs for his life-

Sarah: -cries- squishy-bob come baaaaaaack!


Thats it for now people ^^ stay tuned for more funny stories! Now for the copyrights! –pokes obsidian-

Obsidian: geof,danique and myself are © to tikalxxx134,sarah © mukia_kitten1 and nat © natpantha

See you guys next time!